This Actually Happened: Couple Encounters Black Metal Band in the Woods During Engagement Photoshoot
Sounds like a joke, but it really happened! Photos inside...

POSTED: 10/24/2016 - 06:20 pm

Beyonce Is Now Selling 'Slayonce' Pins With Slayer Logo Font
You can buy one on eBay for $40 if you're up for it...

POSTED: 10/11/2016 - 10:13 pm

Here's a Mini Documentary About Douchebag Sound Guys to Make You Chuckle
"I've actually never turned a singer's volume up in his monitor, ever."

POSTED: 10/11/2016 - 07:58 pm

So Opeth & Katatonia Frontmen Had a Fart Band Together
"It was named Heinz, after Heinz beans..."

POSTED: 10/10/2016 - 06:47 pm

Twitter Beef: Royal Blood Call Out Nickelback, Nickelback Strike Back With Perfect Response
So they've burnt them to the ground? No? OK...

POSTED: 10/10/2016 - 03:27 pm

'Murica: This Shirtless Dude Waving US Flag Headbanging to Slayer in Middle of Hurricane Matthew
Cuz freedom, of course...

POSTED: 10/10/2016 - 12:40 pm

Watch: This Is the Difference Between a Guitar Solo and a DJ Solo
Which one do you prefer?...

POSTED: 10/07/2016 - 05:15 pm

Here's a Hilarious Story of How That Mastodon/Dillinger/AiC Supergroup Got Its Name
The name is Giraffe Tongue Orchestra, the story is very much Mastodon...

POSTED: 10/04/2016 - 07:58 pm

Bruce Dickinson: The Bizarre Story of How I Wrote 'Empire of the Clouds' Thanks to Jamie Oliver
Yup, the celebrity chef dude...

POSTED: 10/04/2016 - 02:58 pm

WTF: This Is Probably the Weirdest Interview Dave Mustaine Ever Gave, Here's What He Said Afterwards
The guy asked him about "his former drummer" Dave Lombardo playing in Misfits now...

POSTED: 10/03/2016 - 07:46 pm

Ozzy: That Time I Accidentally Sent a Text Message to Robert Plant About Losing My Cat
"He sent one back going, 'You can't find the cat...?'"...

POSTED: 10/03/2016 - 06:11 pm

Gene Simmons: Would I Blow You for Money
The man addresses the important questions...

POSTED: 09/30/2016 - 03:06 pm

Today in Mastodon Weirdos: Those Mastodon Weirdos Are Now in a Sexy Hotline Commercial
Sexy hotline commercial, yes...

POSTED: 09/29/2016 - 11:08 pm

Try Not to Cringe: Here's Korn Guys Screaming Justin Bieber, Rihanna Songs
Britney stuff, too...

POSTED: 09/28/2016 - 09:43 pm

Brace Yourselves: This Thing Is the Worst Album of 2016, Possibly the Entire Decade
Worstony Albumtano...

POSTED: 09/27/2016 - 03:29 pm

Here's a List of 101 Things Noel Gallagher Got Pissed About
He gets pissed easily...

POSTED: 09/26/2016 - 08:08 pm

Rob Zombie: The Weirdest Thing That Happened to Me While I Was High
"My doll started talking to me..."

POSTED: 09/22/2016 - 07:08 pm

Nirvana's FB Page Catching Fan Titties on Fire En Masse These Days, Here's What the Admin Did
Someone's been having way too much fun here...

POSTED: 09/22/2016 - 04:56 pm

Axl Rose: The Hilarious Reason Why Angus Young Is Always Running Around Onstage
"Medical attention was needed..."

POSTED: 09/21/2016 - 09:42 pm

Gallery: 10 Famous Guitarists With Swapped Faces
Dat Paul Gilbert...

POSTED: 09/21/2016 - 05:54 pm

Good Times: 10 Times Rock & Metal Musicians Were WAY Too Wasted to Perform
Perform properly, that is...

POSTED: 09/19/2016 - 06:17 pm

This Is What Happens When You Combine 2 Most Ridiculous Guitar Pedals Ever
Yes, one of them is the almighty Korg Miku...

POSTED: 09/17/2016 - 05:35 pm

This Is What Metallica, GN'R, SOAD, Rush and A7X Would Sound Like If They SUCKED
Linkin Park and Blink-182, too...

POSTED: 09/17/2016 - 11:43 am

Nightwish Leader Tuomas Holopainen: The Weirdest Thing a Fan Ever Did for Me
"She actually sent me a certificate of her divorce..."

POSTED: 09/16/2016 - 01:12 pm

Axl: That Time Slash Got So Drunk He Peed Himself & Led Us to Steakhouse Surrounded By Transvestites
"Slash's girlfriend was..."

POSTED: 09/16/2016 - 11:42 am

Experiment: This Is What Happens When You Add 100 Layers of Effects to Your Recording
100 reverbs, cuz why not...

POSTED: 09/15/2016 - 10:18 pm

Here's Slayer and Anthrax Covering Bryan Adams' 'Summer of 69'
"When in Canada..."

POSTED: 09/14/2016 - 08:38 am

Watch: This Is What Happens When You Want to Solo on Your Guitar But Your Cat Hates Metal
Shreddy cat fight...

POSTED: 09/13/2016 - 10:02 pm

New Conspiracy Theory Claims Kurt Cobain Is Alive & Still Performing, Nirvana Reacts
Technically, they confirmed the story as true...

POSTED: 09/13/2016 - 04:41 pm

Story Time: 10 Ridiculous Things That Happened to Bass Players During Shows
"While we played we watched naked 18-year-old girls get used as..."

POSTED: 09/13/2016 - 01:24 pm

50 Cent Starts Countdown Until His Child Support Ends
"Just dont forget to tell me happy birthday that day cause u missed a few," son responds.

POSTED: 09/13/2016 - 09:45 am

WTF: 10 Most Bizarre Slipknot Interviews
"From 1999 until the present day..."

POSTED: 09/12/2016 - 06:22 pm

Maynard Gives Middle Finger to Vegans: 'Bacon Is Life'
He's making bacon wine now...

POSTED: 09/08/2016 - 09:41 pm

How Darkthrone Mastermind Got Voted Into His Town's Council Thanks to a Kitty Photo
He even used "Please don't vote for me" as slogan...

POSTED: 09/08/2016 - 08:51 pm

Fox News Says RHCP Are 'Evil Poop'
"There's so much evil in this world: war, famine, the Red Hot Chili Peppers..."

POSTED: 09/07/2016 - 10:31 am

Insane Clown Posse Fan Cuts Off Finger in 'Ritualistic Memorial' for Dead Juggalo
What the actual fuck...

POSTED: 09/07/2016 - 09:36 am

Watch: Here's What 'Whiplash' Movie Would Be Like If It Was About Djent Instead of Jazz
"Not quite my tempo..."

POSTED: 09/06/2016 - 10:13 pm

Here Are 12 Best Iron Maiden Memes to Make Your Day
"Yo dawg, I heard you like Iron Maiden..."

POSTED: 09/06/2016 - 07:01 pm

This Naked Chubby Dude With Cello & Double Bass Drum Is Your New Favorite One-Man Band!
The one and only Mr. Marcaille!

POSTED: 09/05/2016 - 08:32 pm

Garbage Singer Shirley Manson: I Once Took a Dump in My Boyfriend's Cereal
"Of course I used the bowl later..."

POSTED: 09/02/2016 - 12:21 pm

Here's What 12 Classic Rock & Metal Albums Look Like With Googly Eyes
Spoiler: They look majestic!

POSTED: 08/29/2016 - 09:47 pm

Turns Out Dillinger Vocalist Took That Infamous Onstage Dump Because of Puddle of Mudd
It was a "statement"...

POSTED: 08/28/2016 - 10:20 pm

This Photo of Axl Photobombing Duff, Green Day Bassist & Their Wives Will Make Your Day

POSTED: 08/11/2016 - 02:06 pm

This is Elvana: The Nirvana Tribute Band Fronted By an Elvis Impersonator
Smells Like Blue Suede Shoes...

POSTED: 08/06/2016 - 09:30 am

There Are Now Black Metal Hoodies That Cost $1,265
Metallica t-shirts for $175, too...

POSTED: 08/04/2016 - 05:55 pm

Is THIS the Worst Guitar Tab of All Time?
Probably found it on UG...

POSTED: 08/02/2016 - 10:27 pm

Guitarist Who Toured With Marilyn Manson Reveals More Details of Bizarre and Disturbing Behavior
"I watched him hold his arms in the air like a child and make a crew member..."

POSTED: 08/02/2016 - 07:43 pm

Here's Meshuggah's 'Bleed' Covered on 'Counter Strike' Rifles
Is Counter Strike an instrument?...

POSTED: 08/01/2016 - 07:21 pm

Gross: Marilyn Manson Pulls Out Giant Booger Out of His Nose, Throws It at Unsuspecting Fan
Should be up on eBay any minute now...

POSTED: 08/01/2016 - 03:06 pm

What a Bunch of Dildos... Motley Crue Have Their Own Line of Sex Toys Now
Unsurprisingly, one of them is called 'Dr. Feelgood.'

POSTED: 07/28/2016 - 10:06 am