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Here's What 12 Classic Rock & Metal Albums Look Like With Googly Eyes
Spoiler: They look majestic!

POSTED: 08/29/2016 - 09:47 pm

 
Turns Out Dillinger Vocalist Took That Infamous Onstage Dump Because of Puddle of Mudd
It was a "statement"...

POSTED: 08/28/2016 - 10:20 pm

 
This Photo of Axl Photobombing Duff, Green Day Bassist & Their Wives Will Make Your Day
:OOOOO

POSTED: 08/11/2016 - 02:06 pm

 
This is Elvana: The Nirvana Tribute Band Fronted By an Elvis Impersonator
Smells Like Blue Suede Shoes...

POSTED: 08/06/2016 - 09:30 am

 
There Are Now Black Metal Hoodies That Cost $1,265
Metallica t-shirts for $175, too...

POSTED: 08/04/2016 - 05:55 pm

 
Is THIS the Worst Guitar Tab of All Time?
Probably found it on UG...

POSTED: 08/02/2016 - 10:27 pm

 
Guitarist Who Toured With Marilyn Manson Reveals More Details of Bizarre and Disturbing Behavior
"I watched him hold his arms in the air like a child and make a crew member..."

POSTED: 08/02/2016 - 07:43 pm

 
Here's Meshuggah's 'Bleed' Covered on 'Counter Strike' Rifles
Is Counter Strike an instrument?...

POSTED: 08/01/2016 - 07:21 pm

 
Gross: Marilyn Manson Pulls Out Giant Booger Out of His Nose, Throws It at Unsuspecting Fan
Should be up on eBay any minute now...

POSTED: 08/01/2016 - 03:06 pm

 
What a Bunch of Dildos... Motley Crue Have Their Own Line of Sex Toys Now
Unsurprisingly, one of them is called 'Dr. Feelgood.'

POSTED: 07/28/2016 - 10:06 am

 
Blink-182's Tom DeLonge Apparently Had a Secret UFO Meeting With Bill Clinton
"Believe it or not, this is what a Sekret Meeting looks like..."

POSTED: 07/27/2016 - 08:30 pm

 
What the Actual Fuck... Rapper Shoots Himself in the Face For Music Video
Amazingly, he survived...

POSTED: 07/27/2016 - 09:52 am

 
According to Conservative Christian Group, Radiohead's Thom Yorke is the Anti-Christ...
Singer has been enslaved and destroyed by Satan...

POSTED: 07/27/2016 - 09:34 am

 
8 Disturbingly Gross Slipknot Stories to Freak You Out
Peeing threesomes, eating poo, dead animals, pig hearts, and more!

POSTED: 07/25/2016 - 01:44 pm

 
Story Time: 12 Ridiculous Things That Happened to People in Guitar Stores
Or how to get a free $2,000 Martin guitar...

POSTED: 07/23/2016 - 04:32 pm

 
Blink-182 Producer Didn't Want Matt Skiba to Sound Anything Like Tom DeLonge, So He Showed Him His Penis
Anything to get that sound!

POSTED: 07/22/2016 - 10:47 am

 
Watch: Gene Simmons Falls on His Ass Onstage, Struggles to Get Up
Look at him and laugh!

POSTED: 07/18/2016 - 09:26 pm

 
LOL: Here's a Collection of Every Time Kirk Hammett Failed Miserably on Guitar
Oh Kirk...

POSTED: 07/18/2016 - 11:13 am

 
Guns N' Roses Detained at Canadian Border for Gun Possession
Fun times!

POSTED: 07/17/2016 - 11:42 pm

 
Try NOT to Cringe: Are These the Worst Guitar Fails of All Time?
Imagine witnessing the first one...

POSTED: 07/17/2016 - 01:40 pm

 
Here's a Bunch of Dogs, Goats and Other Animals Covering SOAD and Slipknot
"Chop Suey" and "Duality"...

POSTED: 07/14/2016 - 04:14 pm

 
That Time Bruce Dickinson Demanded Refund From a Hooker After Poor-Quality Handjob
"That's not part of your terms and conditions!!"

POSTED: 07/14/2016 - 12:23 pm

 
Meowtallica Isn't the Metallica/Kitty Mash Up We Deserve, But It's the One We Need
"40 of their furriest hits on one cat-tastic collection!"

POSTED: 07/13/2016 - 11:20 am

 
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mistaken For Metallica By Belarus Customs Officials, Forced to Sign Metallica CDs
"We tried to explain to them that we weren't Metallica but they insisted that we sign anyway."

POSTED: 07/11/2016 - 09:23 am

 
Here's Nirvana's 'Teen Spirit' Played on Floppy Disk Drives
Perhaps the strangest rendition of the track we've ever seen.

POSTED: 07/09/2016 - 09:54 am

 
Henry Rollins Does an Ad for Calvin Klein, Punks Lose Their Shit
Shitstorm erupts on Twitter following premiere of commercial.

POSTED: 07/08/2016 - 10:35 am

 
Here's Slayer's Tom Araya Playing an Irish Jig on Mandolin
Mandolatory Suicide...

POSTED: 07/08/2016 - 09:49 am

 
That Time Axl Rose Closed Off Entire Left Side of an Arena for 4 Hours So He Could Take a Nap
"We had to go into a dressing room and no one could tune guitars or be on stage for four hours..."

POSTED: 07/07/2016 - 11:38 pm

 
Watch: Drunk Old Man Jumps Into Deathcore Mosh Pit, Gets Instantly Knocked Out
This is the SECOND time something like this happened to the band...

POSTED: 07/05/2016 - 08:59 pm

 
This Bass Guitar Cover of Nigel Farage's Post Brexit Interview is Hilarious
Farage's usual bile replaced with the sweet sounds of bass.

POSTED: 07/02/2016 - 10:51 am

 
DJ Caught Watching Soccer on Phone While Performing to Thousands at Festival
Sven Vath watched Germany game during set.

POSTED: 07/01/2016 - 09:31 am

 
Here's BB King Shredding in Style of Yngwie Malmsteen
Amazing rare footage...

POSTED: 06/29/2016 - 10:12 pm

 
Watch: Hardcore Band Plays Show Without Drummer, Isn't Hardcore at All
Who knew...

POSTED: 06/27/2016 - 10:23 pm

 
That Time Corey Taylor Drank Own Vomit in Front of Marilyn Manson, and Manson Gave Slipknot a Special Treat
"He ran into our dressing room in tighty-whitey underwear and..."

POSTED: 06/27/2016 - 10:08 pm

 
This Guy's Majestic Dance at Nightwish Concert Is the Greatest Thing Ever of the Day
"Not even a 5-inch mud flow could stop this guy..."

POSTED: 06/14/2016 - 09:19 pm

 
These 'Nice' Axl Rose Memes Are Hilarious
"Leave Axl alone!"

POSTED: 06/08/2016 - 09:03 am

 
Ex-Soldier Builds Stratocaster Out Of Matchsticks
40,000 matchsticks in total...

POSTED: 06/02/2016 - 10:56 am

 
Crazy: Woman Smashes Boyfriend's Car With His Guitar, Destroys Windscreen
She climbed on top of the car first, of course...

POSTED: 06/01/2016 - 09:11 pm

 
Sebastian Bach Hits Out At William Shatner in Bizarre Twitter War
"I will run past your fucking house every day until the day I die," he told Star Trek actor.

POSTED: 06/01/2016 - 06:19 am

 
Kelly Osbourne Tweets Phone Number of Ozzy's Alleged Mistress, Accuses Her of 'Elder Abuse'
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-light and blow out and a blowjob call..."

POSTED: 05/25/2016 - 08:24 am

 
Liam Gallagher Repeatedly Calls His Brother a 'Potato,' Shouts 'FUCK OASIS!'
"Fokin Prick..."

POSTED: 05/24/2016 - 11:15 pm

 
Watch & Listen: How a 9-String Guitar Shaped the Soundtrack of New 'Doom' Game
Check out that "Master of Puppets"-y riff's 2016 edition...

POSTED: 05/20/2016 - 02:50 pm

 
So RHCP Drummer Peed on Foo Fighters Drummer: 'It's the Worst Practical Joke Ever'
"Urine is weird. I drank my own urine a couple times..."

POSTED: 05/17/2016 - 02:11 pm

 
Facepalm: Bieber Fangirl Asked About Iron Maiden, Starts Talking How She Loves Robert Downey Jr.
Iron Maiden, Iron Man, potato, potata...

POSTED: 05/16/2016 - 04:02 pm

 
Here's a Video of a Band Playing Completely Underwater
"no, not IN the ocean. INSIDE the ocean... in the heaviest, deepest, most brutal part."

POSTED: 05/16/2016 - 10:06 am

 
Man Buys $150 Guitar From Charity Shop, Turns Out to Be a $2,750 Martin
That's one hell of a find right there...

POSTED: 05/12/2016 - 11:33 am

 
Radiohead Fans Are Eating Pictures of Thom Yorke's Face Because the Band Released a New Album
Uhhh...what?

POSTED: 05/11/2016 - 11:11 am

 
Ozzy Is Missing After Split With Sharon, Family Members Shocked
Apparently Oz cheated on his wife with his hair stylist...

POSTED: 05/09/2016 - 08:17 pm

 
So a Guy Bit Off Another Guy's Ear at Eagles of Death Metal Show
In Canada...

POSTED: 05/09/2016 - 07:13 pm

 
That Time Homer Simpson Called Jimmy Page 'The Greatest Thief of American Black Music Who Ever Walked the Earth'
"Oh, there's the kids!"

POSTED: 05/06/2016 - 11:59 am