Don't drink and drive, the punishment is severe.
"When you're fueled on drugs and alcohol, you do things to have a mind-altering experience," Oz explains.
"Have to charge, havetocharge, have to have to charge..."
Hevy Devy has a thing with "stinky pennies."
(Anti)Christmas spirit is already here.
Classic example of what they call the Streisand Effect here, folks...
TV out the window, Sharon head-butting a dude, blowjob jokes, and more!
Featuring Maynard, Green Day, Danzig, GG Allin, and more.
Remember, kids: There's no shame in writing a bad guitar tab. Someone might enjoy it.
Why slide when you can buttplug, right?... Right?
Don't try this at home, folks.
If you've never sucked anyone's bobby dangler, "you're really missing out," the musician says.
Motley Crue bassist answers the important questions.
1 BPW, to be precise.
The Raskins claim they were heavily disrespected, seek $30m in compensation.
You can only assume where such an atrocity could have come from...
Or how to legitimately get inside Aerosmith's backstage using a prosthetic leg.
SEVEN TIMES MORE TOANZ!
...and hurling his feces into the crowd...
Sounds like a joke, but it really happened! Photos inside...
You can buy one on eBay for $40 if you're up for it...