Dokken's George Lynch: That Time I Played in Nudist Colony Without Knowing I'd Play in Nudist Colony

"A nice middle-aged, kind of heavy-set lady came out and she had nothing on but a pair of shoes."

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Dokken's George Lynch: That Time I Played in Nudist Colony Without Knowing I'd Play in Nudist Colony
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Dokken guitar champ George Lynch was asked by Total Guitar about his weirdest gig, to which he replied:

"I played a nudist colony.

"I wouldn't say that was the worst gig but it was definitely the strangest. We didn't know it was a nudist colony until we arrived.

"It was in the desert and we drove up the entrance way to a trailer when a nice middle-aged, kind of heavy-set lady came out and she had nothing on but a pair of shoes.

"We thought, 'What the hell...' She had some papers to sign us in and she said to us, 'Okay, sign here... and clothing is optional.'

"I was just very fortunate at that point in my life that I was a guitar player and not a singer."

George also discussed the status of Dokken following the latest reunion tour, saying:

"There's a decent possibility that [Dokken] could do something [in the future]. But it would be limited, I believe. Anything beyond that right now is pure speculation.

"We have talked loosely about putting something more extended together but that would be way down the road.

"There has been discussion about some limited touring, even some one-off s here and there, but it is still in the preliminary stages."

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    neo41216
    from what I've heard it always seems to be the type of people you Wouldn't want to see naked anyway. So yeah probably very awkward.
    OriginOfFeces
    Dude, you are totally right! I always wonder how those beach voyeur porn movies were made... Probably staged as fuck.
    neo41216
    It's like one of those things.. What you think it is: hot models, what it Really is: (bam!) fat grandmas...
    BladeMasterIP
    " porn movies ... Probably staged as fuck. " Fucking face palmed the fuck out of my face with that statement
    OriginOfFeces
    Well not really movies, but those "amateur" low quality shot clips on pornsites you know... Not "Daisy doing Texas pt. 3"