Gwar Launch Chili Sauce Made From 'The Blood Of Really Hot Chicks'

The band's guitar player Balsac has said that Gwar-B-Q sauce "is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks."

Gwar Launch Chili Sauce Made From 'The Blood Of Really Hot Chicks'
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Metal band Gwar are set to put out their very own brand of hot sauce. The band's guitar player Balsac has said that Gwar-B-Q sauce "is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks." He adds that such a use is "a terrible waste of fine a-s, but ultimately worth it because this sauce is absolutely delicious." The Pitch reports (via NME) that Gwar-B-Q will be unveiled at the Meat and Meet event in Kansas City on April 8. Writing on their Facebook page, the band state: "Antarctic metal monsters Gwar are kicking off their spring run of dates with a special 'Meat and Meet' at the world-famous Grinders in Kansas City, MO." They add: "This event is not only for Gwar to drink and eat themselves into a bloated coma with their legions of slavering fans, but to announce and introduce their brand-new and 100% edible 'Gwar-B-Q' sauce, personally created for human consumption by none other than Gwar's steel-faced guitar player, Balsac, the Jaws of Death." Gwar start the second leg of their North American Fate Or Chaos tour on April 10 in Tucson, winding up in Jacksonville on April 25.

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    -Retro-
    I've never seen an article that fit the WTF? category any better.
    Bazz22
    I don't see why this is getting so many downvotes; Just a notoriously silly band, doing more silly stuff.
    ripper992
    Menstrual blood would be way more epic
    hotdogs585
    that's offensive
    fromzero
    You're offensive. Just because you wont eat a muffin if it has ketchup on it doesn't mean you should go all nilly willy on ripper992.
    hotdogs585
    im not listening to someone who gets their username from a terrible nu-metal band.
    thes50
    But yet you're reputable because your username is a type of low-quality food. Seems legit.
    Anjohl
    Agreed, and completely appropriate. You sir, are a true bohab.
    hotdogs585
    maybe you should go to REhab
    xBlaze96x
    Maybe hotdogs585 should try menstrual blood hot sauce.
    hotdogs585
    that's not even funny dude
    xBlaze96x
    Menstrual blood hot sauce..
    hotdogs585
    boy, i told you to cut it out. its offensive