Ke$ha Had Sex With A Ghost

The pop singer reminds the world of her somewhat filthy image with her latest claim. Join us in the comments and add your own silly stories for Ke$ha to say for next time.

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Ke$Ha says she has had sex with a ghost, and tells the story about it in a new song "Supernatural".

One quick witted joker has since said it's proof she'd shag anything.

"It's about experiences with the supernatural," she told KIIS FM (via NME), "but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it."

The pop singer has recruited several rock stars for her new album "Warrior", which she once claimed would resurrect rock. They include The Black Keys' Patrick Carney, The Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne and punk legend Iggy Pop.

"The theme of this record is magic. I went on a spirit journey by myself. No security guard. No managers. I just went around the world and lived on a boat," she said.

"I was in Africa rehabilitating baby lions. I went diving with great white sharks, and just went on this crazy spirit quest. I got hypnotised, and I just really wanted this record to be really positive, really raw, really vulnerable and about the magic of life."

Let's play a game: What else did Ke$ha do on holiday? Have fun in the comments.

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    MyS3lF
    I guess she didn't see it coming.
    iommi600
    cumming*
    derek8520
    You just ruined a perfectly funny comment...
    iommi600
    You're right, it took me a little to realize it... UG needs a deleting button for these comments... or at least an edit.
    MrDo0m
    In retrospect... it actually was kind of funny. In an anti-humor sort of way.
    Fender4Ever
    Am I the only one who doesnt really get the original joke? Feeling kind of left out here... Unless it really is as simple as it seems
    MrDo0m
    The joke is that since it is a ghost, she didn't see the ghost "coming." Since she reported to have sex with said ghost, the pun is that she didn't see it "cumming" (spelled "coming" for a pun effect). Iommi600 then responded with a spelling correction to the word "coming," which got a lot of thumbs down because the pun was obvious. However, I found it funny in an anti-comedic way, partly because of the thumbs down it received. Many UGers also disagreed with me. And that's the story in a nutshell.
    CollyOBrien
    Ke$ha has officially gone full retard!
    Dude475
    You are wrong. SHE"S F*CKING CRAZY!!!!! WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!! AHHHHH
    shwepper
    WHOA WHOA WHOA. Someone let her go diving with sharks and didn't cover her in chum? THAT WAS THE OPPORTUNITY WE NEEDED. FUCK
    Long Distance
    He gave her his ghost load!
    CateringCowards
    If her album brings back rock, I'll eat my guitar strap, AND a pack of strings. Maybe even bass strings, depending on how depressed I'll be.
    ne14t
    Officially really hate the drummer from Black Keys now, guy always runs his mouth about how performers like Kesha are ruining music then he collaborates with her, talk about a freaking hypocrite. That said if given the chance I would totally rock her world in bed, but then again I have lower standards then most!
    theogonia777
    I turned down sex with a ghost once, and know I regret the decision horribly. It will really haunt me for the rest of my life.
    Dude475
    Kesha, We all know your legs are open to everything. Sincerely, Dude475
    Bezza27
    Wait, what. How is this guitar related.I know people get sick of UG constantly posting about Mustaine's rants. But at least he is a GUITARist. And this is ULTIMATE GUITAR.
    guitar7masta
    Yeah but it's in wtf? news... Huffingtonpost doesn't only post news about Ariana Huffington ya know..... Or FoxNews doesn't only talk about Foxes all day long...
    cyclonus
    It's a laugh she claims to be trying to resurrect rock when she refused to allow any guitar tracks on her debut album
    JeromKid
    "Party at a Rich Dude's House" actually has a lot of guitar. She also has lots of demos with a guitar sound. I think her label is a problem.
    IrishConnor1994
    That doesn't make it rock though. Just a hoe's autotuned singing to some guitar
    JeromKid
    First off those songs are not autotuned. I bet you haven't even heard them, but of course you know it better. Secondly, I haven't said it makes it rock, I just objected the "no_guitars" statement, that's all. I love Ke$ha, still I find it really stupid talking about "rock_ressurection". Step aside gurl, you're making a fool of yourself.
    bazbash
    just shut the **** up jeromkid she cant sing for shit and she's a slut who 'apparently' ****ed a ghost it's a call for attention evryone knows that
    iommi600
    You know, regular attention *****s uses facebook to search for attention. If they have money though, they use the press.
    Krauser
    Can ghosts get STDs? Because I'd be concerned if I were that poor spirit...
    Krieger91
    Maybe during her "rock star" thing she had sex with Keith Richards and didn't know how to put it..
    GhostPlayground
    This should have 69 likes.
    JimDawson
    Being the internet, there's a good chance this won't work but I am downvoting this comment to get it closer to 69. Let's see if others do the same and get it to stay at 69 just for the hell of it.
    rocker222
    Nooooo some people just want to watch the world burn....
    bassisfun
    I made it so that it was 69, sorry Krieger it isn't the vote that your comment deserved, but it was the vote it needed right now.
    Blood.Sugar.Sex
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    Camron62\m/
    what a ****ing attention *****. and *****. i wonder if afterwards that ghost had some *adjusts glasses* UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
    fifopher
    So, naturally, I had to google "ghost semen"... this shit is brilliant: Urban Dictionary: Ghost Semen "When a man masturbates in the shower and somehow gets semen on areas that defy physics."