Metalhead Dating Site Connects Single Metal Fans

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If you're a metal fan in need of a partner, offers you a chance to find your very own metal soulmate with merely a few clicks of a button.

Pointed at by the Metal Sucks guys, the website offers a vast array of guys and gals to meet for a $32 three-month subscription. They also did some browsing of their own and singled out some of the contestants listed below.

"Are you in search of a place where you can meet metal heads such as yourself?" the website asks. "And possible ask someone out on a date? Well, you've found it! Become a member of our community of heavy metal fans and you're bound to meet a ton of like-minded people.

"This is all but impossible in real life, so you should grab this opportunity and don't let it go! Hurry up, your membership awaits! Enthusiasts of heavy metal are here and waiting to get in touch with and date metal head singles. No one can really understand their way of life, except for other men and women like them."

Do you like what you see? And did you ever give dating websites a go? Let us know below.

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    That first one sure escalated quickly...
    As an actual Jew from NYC, my thought was "she seems pleasant. Perhaps I should invite her as my date to my nephew's Bar Mitzvah."
    It sure was kind of her to point out how much of a nuisance you secretly are, wasn't it?
    It really got out of hand fast
    I like how "muerte" collects rare things. That's so special. Everyone else I know only collects sh*t that's laying around everywhere anyway.
    They all look more like Goths than Metalheads. Either way, I can see this getting creepy rather quickly (if it already hasn't).
    Not to mention we metalheads tend to be... well... snobbish people and scoff at stuff like this. The first picture hilarious though. XD
    This isn't as much fun as finding a regular girl and turning her into a metalhead.
    It was originally called "Dark People Meet", but "Black People Meet" got upset
    Metal chicks are greasssy especially those ones. They can be hot. But the 'hardcore' fans rarely are.
    Well, let's suppose for a minute that I act in a porno movie. Would you think I was greasy? 'Cause that's a little different.
    As much as I'd love to meet a girl who would headbang at the front row of Motorhead with me... I'd rather meet them myself, socially, y'know, 'cause I'm not a loser. I?
    Holy hell.. I'm a metal head, but these people are grody. Just because you like metal, doesn't mean you have to look like trash and spew hate for the world. I wouldn't want to date any of the aforementioned 'ladies'.
    Mr. Baloonhands
    you know, just the other day me and my roommate were poking fun at these dating sites that started getting specific like for farmers, blacks, christians, etc... and i was asking the question "what could they possibly come up with next??" i guess this answers my question haha
    AAAHAHAHAHAHAH, I know the girl on the bottom right of the frontpage. She's also taken.
    signed up for the figurative (and potentially literal) f*ck of it and there are some hotties. idk why they chose these slopdogs for the article
    Haha, I actually once paid for a membership to a goth/metalhead oriented dating site. I only got a message reply from one girl. We dated for a year. I guess it worked out. But there were tons of weirdos on that site.
    this is tragic, if you really have to be so elitist that you can't date someone who doesn't like metal you're pretty pathetic.. i know its easier to have things in common, but this is just too far!
    Blatant advertising in the news section now? Any dating site that has a subscription fee to join is a blatant scam. There are literally thousands of "specialist" dating sites like this online and are all full of fake accounts and even go as far as to send you fake messages to get you to keep up your subscription. UG gets a lot of criticism about its news and most of the time that criticism is unfair, but really UG, shame on you for this.
    I think you'll find this article might be a little tongue-in-cheek, don't you think?
    No, I think it's making fun of the less desirable and more unstable members of a dating site and the author should be ashamed.
    if the first one's shtick is to be a miserable b.tch and say she hates Jews (and everyone and everything else) I can't say I'm altogether sympathetic
    Which is pretty much what I said - that the article is not advertising in the news section, it is the author poking fun at the dating site/its users. And for the record, I have nothing to do with the articles on here (I moderate some of the forums) so downvoting me has no implication on whether or not articles like this will be approved in the future
    Mud Martian
    Logged in to check out who was in my area. Logged out after I saw who was in my area. Attire and musical taste are a poor basis for a relationship. Especially when it's poor attire and musical taste. This was mostly hilarious.