Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Now Wants to Do Porn, Making Debut Appearance 'Soon'

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Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis Now Wants to Do Porn, Making Debut Appearance 'Soon'
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Andre Johnson, also known as Christ Bearer, also known as the rapper who recently cut off his own penis and then jumped off the second-floor balcony, has announced plans to enter the porn business.

Despite the injuries, Andre survived the incident and even got his penis reattached with "full functionality."

Back to the port part, the rapper confirmed that his debut is set to happen "soon."

"Does it work?!" he told TMZ (via NME). "Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?"

Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment adult company has since confirmed that he's "definitely interested" in casting Johnson, pending an inspection of Christ Bearer's genitals.

So there's your daily dose of WTF, stay tuned for fresh updates.

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    beesea
    I wonder if "ultmate-penis.com" has any stories about guitar players today....
    Super Sponge
    The headline will be "A Guitar Player Who Cut Off His Hands Now Wants to Do Djent with 10 string guitar"
    Izzy-Sweet
    Is it weird that I would kinda want to find this porn, just so I can see a re-attached penis doing the deed? Why am I asking? Of course it's weird...
    jono888
    Well, if you really want to see, the John Wayne Bobbitt video has been around for years
    someshvyas
    Really, Ultimate Guitar? Is this all you have left to post about?
    MetalRock4ever
    Well... news has been very slow for the past few days. I think it's safe to say that UG is scraping the bottom of the barrel at the moment
    Super Sponge
    I'm still trying to imagine how will he do it...
    MattHessing
    Despite the injuries, Andre survived the incident and even got his penis reattached with "full functionality."