Ted Nugent Moving to Mexico, Calls Obama 'Dumb Motherf--ker'

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Ted Nugent Moving to Mexico, Calls Obama 'Dumb Motherf--ker'
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In a long post on Facebook, Ted Nugent has explained why he is planning to move to Mexico, as well as calling President Barack Obama "a dumb motherf--ker." You can check out the full post from the controversial guitar player below.

"Thanx alot US government numbnuts. We went from the last best place to the dumbest fkn idiots on Planet Earth. How else can you xplain that we are the ONLY country in the world that has abandoned the very foundation of what makes a country a country. Obama you dumb mthrfkr you!

"Dear Mr. Obama, Senate and Congress:


"I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

"We're planning to simply walk across the border from the US into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?

"Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flagpoles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the US flag from my housetop, put US flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

"I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the US from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

"Do you see how stupid this looks when you put it in writing?"

The comments come after Nugent was forced to apologize for calling Barack Obama a "subhuman mongrel" during an interview earlier this year.

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    Kueller917
    I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes
    Oh don't we all.
    Debml
    hahahahaha I know his comments were sarcasm but if he were living in Mexico he'd have a hell of a worse time... all of the tax money ends in some corrupt politic's pocket, police officers stop you to ask for money (or you'll get a random car ticket; a friend got threatened with writing him up for homicide for not giving the cop $15), government organizations do zero real work, prices for absolutely everything go up each month....this isn't even 10% of it. I think Ted would have a better time somewhere else
    sweathog14
    That's exactly his point...it's all coming here. Unless you live in a border state, you have no idea how bad it is here. How guys (UG) living in the UK don't get this with their country flooded with the dregs of the world, I'll never understand.
    Lacebad
    What other culture could have produced someone like Nugent and not seen the joke?
    TheMaddestHaTT3
    And yet all those people, still want to be a part of the culture....oh thats right they don't. When I see Mexican flags in our 4th of July parades, I'm forced to agree with him. Of course hypocrites won't.
    seance
    That's a pretty ignorant/racist thing to say.
    ibanez124
    The truth usually is
    UncleBluck
    Teds mad cause nobody is buying that POS album he put out a couple of weeks ago....
    RogueBagel
    Ted doesn't seem to entertain the notion that all white Americans are either immigrants or the descendants of immigrants.
    bobmarley_fan
    This coming from Bill The Butcher. LOL I am of Irish/Dutch descent and Gangs Of New York is a perfect example of how immigration has always pissed off so called "Americans" ALL Americans are Mutts. (On a side note) DAMN! DANIEL DAY was freaking awesome in that movie! One of the most powerful characters on a screen EVER! and one the reasons he is my all time favorite actor! Did you know he has won more Oscars than any actor? Also, Have you seen My Left Foot and In The Name Of The Father? Great freaking movies and Daniel Day is brilliant in each.
    Crofty89
    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
    Ted has apparently forgotten that the only place this happens is on Wall Street. As he's an old white man it should be quite easy for him to get a job there.
    crazysam23_Atax
    Actually, he was referring to illegal aliens who get paid under the table.
    cellofreak42
    ...for their "nice jobs" that the average white American would refuse to do, despite the fact that they benefit from it.
    entropicxdisson
    if they weren't here someone would do it. It would actually probably cut down on the laziness of the people in this country that just sit on their couch all day getting morbidly obese watching reality TV filth.
    CymroPalch
    I didn't know America had culture.
    Sixxstarr
    It does but it's not as old as the rest of the world's along with the fact that it's such a mixed population of many different ethnicities it has absorbed so many other diverse cultures that it's impossible to really say "here's american music and dance styles" and is instead a homogenous mixture of people, ideologies, etc. etc.
    entropicxdisson
    Invented Jazz, Blues and Country, you know the forms of music that all popular music and rock and metal are derived from. Get off your high horse.
    DDVazquez
    yeah, right...you just forget to mention that most the ones that created this music were chased by your so called "culture"
    sweathog14
    Yeah...used to. It's quickly dying - just like Europe.
    seance
    Oh for ****'s sake, relax. That's such a poor mentality to have. Things change, and nothing is as dire as you make it out to be.
    reignofrock
    Never recall him complaining about Bush.. I think that guy was more of a 'dumb mother****er' than Obama. How deep of a whole does Ted plan on digging?
    ProgFripp74
    The racism is real.
    TheMaddestHaTT3
    Wheres the racism? Why is it racist to say these things, when all of these things are factual? Go on down to Mexico and see how different they will treat you. Thats the real racism.
    vikkyvik
    I was treated very politely and courteously when I was in Mexico.
    rudebega
    Me too. Had a great time. Strangers invited me into their homes and would make me dinner.
    suicidehummer
    LOL, factual? XD That's good. The racism is hating the first black president for reasons that don't stand up to scrutiny. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to criticize Obama. But that's not what Republicans complain about. Is it a coincidence that the first black president has had an unprecedented lack of cooperation?