Ted Nugent Moving to Mexico, Calls Obama 'Dumb Motherf--ker'

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In a long post on Facebook, Ted Nugent has explained why he is planning to move to Mexico, as well as calling President Barack Obama "a dumb motherf--ker." You can check out the full post from the controversial guitar player below.

"Thanx alot US government numbnuts. We went from the last best place to the dumbest fkn idiots on Planet Earth. How else can you xplain that we are the ONLY country in the world that has abandoned the very foundation of what makes a country a country. Obama you dumb mthrfkr you!

"Dear Mr. Obama, Senate and Congress:

"I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

"We're planning to simply walk across the border from the US into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, the President of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?

"Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flagpoles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the US flag from my housetop, put US flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government. 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car. 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

"I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the US from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

"Do you see how stupid this looks when you put it in writing?"

The comments come after Nugent was forced to apologize for calling Barack Obama a "subhuman mongrel" during an interview earlier this year.

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    I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes
    Oh don't we all.
    hahahahaha I know his comments were sarcasm but if he were living in Mexico he'd have a hell of a worse time... all of the tax money ends in some corrupt politic's pocket, police officers stop you to ask for money (or you'll get a random car ticket; a friend got threatened with writing him up for homicide for not giving the cop $15), government organizations do zero real work, prices for absolutely everything go up each month....this isn't even 10% of it. I think Ted would have a better time somewhere else
    That's exactly his point...it's all coming here. Unless you live in a border state, you have no idea how bad it is here. How guys (UG) living in the UK don't get this with their country flooded with the dregs of the world, I'll never understand.
    What other culture could have produced someone like Nugent and not seen the joke?
    And yet all those people, still want to be a part of the culture....oh thats right they don't. When I see Mexican flags in our 4th of July parades, I'm forced to agree with him. Of course hypocrites won't.
    That's a pretty ignorant/racist thing to say.
    The truth usually is
    Teds mad cause nobody is buying that POS album he put out a couple of weeks ago....
    Ted doesn't seem to entertain the notion that all white Americans are either immigrants or the descendants of immigrants.
    This coming from Bill The Butcher. LOL I am of Irish/Dutch descent and Gangs Of New York is a perfect example of how immigration has always pissed off so called "Americans" ALL Americans are Mutts. (On a side note) DAMN! DANIEL DAY was freaking awesome in that movie! One of the most powerful characters on a screen EVER! and one the reasons he is my all time favorite actor! Did you know he has won more Oscars than any actor? Also, Have you seen My Left Foot and In The Name Of The Father? Great freaking movies and Daniel Day is brilliant in each.
    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
    Ted has apparently forgotten that the only place this happens is on Wall Street. As he's an old white man it should be quite easy for him to get a job there.
    Actually, he was referring to illegal aliens who get paid under the table.
    ...for their "nice jobs" that the average white American would refuse to do, despite the fact that they benefit from it.
    if they weren't here someone would do it. It would actually probably cut down on the laziness of the people in this country that just sit on their couch all day getting morbidly obese watching reality TV filth.
    I didn't know America had culture.
    Yeah...used to. It's quickly dying - just like Europe.
    Oh for ****'s sake, relax. That's such a poor mentality to have. Things change, and nothing is as dire as you make it out to be.
    It does but it's not as old as the rest of the world's along with the fact that it's such a mixed population of many different ethnicities it has absorbed so many other diverse cultures that it's impossible to really say "here's american music and dance styles" and is instead a homogenous mixture of people, ideologies, etc. etc.
    Invented Jazz, Blues and Country, you know the forms of music that all popular music and rock and metal are derived from. Get off your high horse.
    yeah, right...you just forget to mention that most the ones that created this music were chased by your so called "culture"
    Never recall him complaining about Bush.. I think that guy was more of a 'dumb mother****er' than Obama. How deep of a whole does Ted plan on digging?
    The racism is real.
    Wheres the racism? Why is it racist to say these things, when all of these things are factual? Go on down to Mexico and see how different they will treat you. Thats the real racism.
    I was treated very politely and courteously when I was in Mexico.
    Me too. Had a great time. Strangers invited me into their homes and would make me dinner.
    LOL, factual? XD That's good. The racism is hating the first black president for reasons that don't stand up to scrutiny. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to criticize Obama. But that's not what Republicans complain about. Is it a coincidence that the first black president has had an unprecedented lack of cooperation?
    The only reason I would support extending the border wall would be to keep Ted Nugent from sneaking back in.
    Dear Ted Nugent: You are a redneck has been piece of inbred shit. F*cking kill yourself. Idiot.
    Ye its funny how someone who writes stuff like "last best place" and spells explain 'xplain' in an a post trying to call someone dumb. Ohh im sorry Ted, I didn't realise you had a degree from Harvard.....oh wait!
    Ultimateguitar.com emailed me about my comment. Apparently if you disagree with the stuff they post, they threaten to "ban" you.
    I think it's the "kill yourself" bit they don't like, because Ted's been called much worse on here
    JD Close
    Your comment didn't have a point, all it had were insults to someone who isn't reading this, and not very good ones at that.
    Do any of you actually realise that Obama has nothing to do with this? Yeah maybe he is the one that had the original idea. I say maybe because I have no ****ing clue if he did come up with this or not. Either way it does not matter. There are some things called the house, the senate, and the congress... anyone of which can veto anything the president tries to pass as law... so please, quit blaming the figurehead (granted, I know most of you don't understand that that is the only reason for having a president aka someone to blame shit on) and start blaming all the people you see around you, because, guess what? It's their fault. The American people, as a whole, decided that you are wrong... so **** off. Republicans, democrats, whatever ****ing party you belong to... get over it and just try to be a decent human being. "OH NO THEY PUT THAT THERE MEXICO GIBBERISH RIGHT NEXT TO MY GOD GIVEN ENGLISH THOSE SORRY SOBS"... grow the **** up. You really want to get mad about giving children the ability to have a better life than they would have had in their native country? You really want to bitch about anyone trying to have a better life??? so ****ing what that they may have not gone through the "legal" channels".... can you honestly say every moment of your life has been legal? Your a ****ing liar if you do. Why should it matter? It was illegal for someone to help out the jews in nazi germany? Would that stop you? Please do all of humanity a favor and grow the **** up.
    It really sucks that I have to break down to this ignorant level of speaking, but this entire "debate" baffles me... We've gone to war for people that we thought "deserved" it (read military strategic point, usefull natural resources)and we claim to be the leader of the free world, we've gone to other countries and shoved our dicks up their asses when we had no invitation or right to, and claimed it all in the name of freedom... I ****ing hope that at least some of you can see past your blind patriotism and see it for what it is actually worth... So what I've learned from you is that it is ok to go to some other country and completely ignore every single ounce of that countries identify, install our ****ed up version of democracy that only will allow for people we want to be in office wind up in office.... thats ok, but helping our neighbors to the south, helping people that realise how much of an opportunity they could have at a better life in our country.... no that is a crime, a crime that is beyond forgiving.... **** you.
    good! now, take the rest of your jar-head, backwoods, inbred ignorant, racist, misogynistic, global warming denying, religious fundamentalist, gay bashing, indigent hating douche nozzle constituency with you. P.S. your music is terrible.
    Jarhead? He shit his pants to avoid being drafted. He's a chickenhawk.
    The dumb mother****er would be Ted Nugent and his constant need for attention. He's playing the heel to get press because his new album isn't. Which, is kind of his fault too. If he weren't running his mouth so much, people might actually take an interest in his music.
    Goodbye you ****ing nut job. Hopefully you dont wind up getting shot by the drug cartels down there, I used to like Ted used too. Now I cant stand him at all anymore hes your typical redneck idiot, for someone who is a draft dodger he sure wants alot of shit. If you want to find out how crazy he is look up how he got out of Vietnam.
    But Obama he is a patriot right? Never spent a second in th emilitary, never once ran a company or even held a real world job. Went to college, spent 2 years as a Senetor (running for President) and now is leader of the Free world. So what was it he did that makes him such a perfect American?
    Guess who else never served in the military, has ran a company or had a noteworthy "real world" job. Ted Nugent.
    I'm thinking your patriotism (like Nugents) has become so overblown that you don't even know what you're talking about anymore.
    Floyd Phoenix
    What's amusing is if you look at all the things Obama has tried to do to help Americans, and then notice the sheer number of them that have been blocked by priveleged Republican *******s at various stages, you wonder why anyone allows the Republicans in your government at all...
    It's both parties, man. The day you realize that is the day your eyes open up. The Democrats have more millionaires in Congress than the GOP. It's a pointless argument. Whether it's taking our money or taking our freedoms...they're in it together.
    Huh, I guess that's because all those rich Democrats love the regular blue collar man so much, right? Oh, wait...
    leader of the...hold on, what did i read here? "free world"?....omg, let me take little laugh my friend.
    Don't forget when he ran for senator in the interview the interview said you're from Kenya, how is that going to affect your running? And to that Obama said, "I'm running for senator not for president." It's true dudes.
    Look, I'm all for calling out the idiots in society, but let's at least fight cleanly. There isn't any more evidence to back up Nuge's draft dodging days than there is to back up his claim that Obama was born in Kenya. They're both silly arguments that can't be proven.
    lol at the people who don't realize he is talking about illegal immigrants
    I know who he's talking about. Doesn't mean he isn't wrong. In nearly everything he listed, he could be countered with evidence that Mexican-Americans/Mexican immigrants (legal or not) face discrimination and aren't 'pandered' to- that Americans in Mexico already have many of the privileges he is speaking of- or that he's cherrypicking trivial events that are non-issues to justify some silly anti-immigration attitude. I know for sure that here in southern Arizona, everything he thinks is true is bullshit.
    ted is quite a conundrum to me; hes ****ing nuts, but every now and then, he spews some legitimate points
    Velcro Man
    I really wish he WOULD cross the border and INSTANTLY get kidnapped by one of those Mexican drug cartels, cocksucker would change his tune about America awful ****ing fast. Really though, if you're the kind of dickhole that wants to just turn children back at the border, you deserve a very painful death.
    If there's one thing I come to Ultimate Guitar for, it's political stances of musicians.
    Velcro Man
    Oh, you should also know what the **** you're talking about before ranting about shit you don't understand, I know he's just another dumb****, old, rich redneck that only watches Fox News and believes everything they say, but Goddamn, why not google to see if any of it is true?
    Yes Nugent does blame Obama when it's people above him who control what he does, so he takes the blame and Ted plays into it. I think having illegal immigrants come over and being taken care of better than some of our war veterans sets a precedence that it's okay to come over. Why can't both governments work together to house and take of them in their own countries?
    I'm glad at least one other person realises that the office of presidency is nothing but a figurehead, you know someone to point the finger at?
    Well put!!!!
    What is funny is that what has gotten most conservatives worked up about immigration is the immigration crisis we are facing with all the children suddenly coming across the border from Central America....and for some reason most conservatives think they are from Mexico?????This is what gets me though. That influx is due to a law signed into affect by good ole G.W. Bush Jr. it is called the "William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Action Act" Look it up. This is a perfect example of why Gore Vidal called the U.S.A. the "United States Of Amnesia". Most Americans easily forget on Monday what we were told on Friday. Has Obama been a terrible president? YES! But has America just suddenly went to shit in just the last eight years? HELL NO! The writing has been on the wall for a long time. Nugent's Rant should be a lesson. "NEVER discuss politics when you blindly follow one side" Oh, and the end of his rant should say "Do you see how stupid I look when I put this in writing."
    Central America and not Mexico, huh? Something tells me you don't live anywhere close to the border. I don't live that close to it honestly, but the town that my dad grew up in has been overrun by Mexicans, from Mexico, can't prove themselves legal, Mexicans in the last few years. I would hardly call Central Americans the problem.
    I usually roll my eyes at everything Ted has to say, but this was brilliant. Though I personally don't blame only Obama for the immigration crisis, it seems all the demos and repubs want to sell out the legal immigrants of this country to the illegal ones in the hopes of getting votes.
    not really brilliant, or even slightly clever, and yes, it's oh so anti establishment. so much so it's actually incredibly boring.
    obviously only the democrats would get any votes from the immigrants since they love to trade a handout for a vote.
    Well Said Ted !!! little harsh for these idealists here but well said.After my Mexican wife received residences here in the states (LEGALY!!!) she may have pride for her country she says basically the same thing. "why am I paying taxes for people to just live off the system"? Now I'm all for giving someone a fair shake as long work as they work and pay their fair share.
    Fox News touts everyone should pay their fair share of taxes....Until you mention the 1%
    Exactly, the reality is that corporate subsidies and tax loopholes are a FAR bigger drain on the system than welfare.
    Ideally people would always be fair and have shame in their hearts, and search for what's legal, but that's not what people do when they are desperate. All of the americans, be them north, central or south, invaded these lands and killed and raped the 'indians' in the first place, and then called it their own land. I know most of us think we have nothing to do with that, and shouldn't suffer the same thing (some of) our ancestors did, but as long as we live in countries founded through injustice, we can't really reasonably complain when others try to be unjust to us.
    how is this well put? he's basically saying "this wouldn't happen in Mexico". but look at Mexico, does he really want to take political cues from a place like that? just sayin', maybe this is why USA is a little less shit than Mexico.
    Just do it like we germans did it, let them in and kill them off. That would be good, right Ted? You could be the leader.
    Ideally people would always be fair and have shame in their hearts, and search for what's legal, but that's not what people do when they are desperate. All of the americans, be them north, central or south, invaded these lands and killed and raped the 'indians' in the first place, and then called it their own land. I know most of us think we have nothing to do with that, and shouldn't suffer the same thing (some of) our ancestors did, but as long as we live in countries founded through injustice, we can't really reasonably complain when others try to be unjust to us. We can rage, babble, be racist or xenophobic, but reasonably complain no.
    He's crazy but unfortunately a few of those things have a grain of truth to them. Either that or I didn't take my meds today
    You've gotta hand it to Nuge for going on political tirades on a regular basis to keep his name relevant, because his garbage music sure isn't keeping him relevant.
    Sarcastic/humorous or not, this guy hasn't the slightest clue what's going on with America's current immigration crisis... 1.) The current influx of illegal immigrants are over 99% children (from Central America, not Mexico). What kind of inhuman piece of shit thinks its okay to punish innocent children for the sins of their country's government? Oh, that's right...someone who pays huge cash settlements to silence and disavow his own illegitimate children. 2.) The U.S. & every other developed nation on the planet has humane amnesty policies for refugee children. We have for quite a while now & even his beloved Republican presidents (Reagan, both Bushes, et al.) have accepted undocumented children. 3.) The U.S. wouldn't even exist if not for illegal immigrants. 4.) Who honestly thinks this draft-dodging, high school dropout knows his ass from a hole in the ground about international politics in the 21st century? 5.) No U.S. president has actually deported more physical bodies from the country than Obama. Hell, its not even close.
    1) Mexican, Central American, who cares? They are both immigrants, no need to get crazy technical. 2) This issue involves more than the children. 3) Agree 100% 4) Who would want go to Vietnam? That war was a complete joke, we all know that. Draft dodgers are some of the smartest people alive. I would NEVER risk my life for this corrupt nation. 5) Don't know, don't care. Obama technically does nothing. He is a pawn in a huge amoral game of chess.
    1.) Actually it does matter. We have different immigration policies for different countries, based on if they border us or not, whether or not they are from allied nations, etc. Any attempt to subtly lump all from a given region together is a little racist. 2.) True, but we officially have no intent to accept the adult immigrants. Also, Obama is requesting small funds allocations to deal with holding & returning the adults, as well as dealing with the countries where all these people came from. This situation can't be handled for free & his opponents are criticizing him for wanting to spend money on a problem they expect him to fix. That doesn't make any sense. 3.) Good. Maybe that idea should shape how we handle this situation. 4.) I agree that Vietnam was a horrible war, but that should give Nugent insight on the mentality of war, violence & racism that he doesn't seem to possess. 5.) If you don't know, then your opinion doesn't earn equal time with one based on the facts. My point was that Nugent doesn't know what he's talking about with regard to Obama's deportation activities. Apparently, neither do you.
    1. You are full of s#!t. I heard just today that children account for 20% of all illegal immigrants to go through the American processing system.2. No we are not obligated to accept every child that crosses our boarder illegally. So what... We take them into our foster homes... Support them until they are 18. Then toss them onto our streets to fend for themselves? How is that helpingn them?3. What an assanine comment. The US wouldn't exsist without illegal immigration? Explain that to all the immigrants that come to the US legally.4. No doubt Nuget is a blowhard... He would be a perfect politician.5. I call BS again. Not to mention we have never seen illegal immigration as bad as it is now. That's why it has become such a hot issue lately.... Or wait. Let me guess. It's not that. It's cause everyone who doesn't have their heads 2 feet up obumbles @$$ is racist. That's why it's a big deal now. But hey. Now a days the whole mission of the media and political agenda is to divide and conquer. And if you want my opinion it sure is working.
    Velcro Man
    The US exists because of people that ran to America to escape persecution, but they were white protestants, so it's okay. All the genocide and rapes committed while destroying and stealing the holy lands of the original citizens. THAT was all okay, but nowadays, anyone that tries to escape a horrible situation is just horrible. Also, pretty sure this qualifies as a worse situation than the current illegal immigration influx.
    Velcro Man
    The US exists because of people that ran to America to escape persecution, but they were white protestants, so it's okay. All the genocide and rapes committed while destroying and stealing the holy lands of the original citizens. THAT was all okay, but nowadays, anyone that tries to escape a horrible situation is just horrible. Also, pretty sure this qualifies as a worse situation than the current illegal immigration influx.
    I see many of the people commenting here let Nugent's point blow straight over their heads. He's, uh, not actually saying he wants to move to Mexico, just to clarify.
    Ted THIS is why everyone heats you!
    we dont heat him. Usually he gets pretty heated himself
    Speak for yourself, I for one enjoy a good piece of Ted, medium rare!
    Amusingly, as long as you shot him with a bow and arrow and cooked the meat yourself, I think Ted would support you BBQ'ing him.
    Watch all the annoying vegan douchebags circlejerk each other in these comments.
    apparently you have to be vegan to disagree with morons like nugent ... logic .. and you wonder why sane level headed people laugh at things like this
    You can reverse that and say the only way to agree with Nugent is to be a bigoted dumb redneck judging from what people say.
    Ted would destroy Obama. He's got guns unlike you gun hating libs.
    Velcro Man
    Actually, us liberals have guns too, we like to protect ourselves from dumb**** conservatives that hate everyone slightly different from them.
    except for the dumb ****s that put "this house is gun free" signs on their lawn in their rich suburban white upper middle class neighboorhood and then wonder why they got robbed.
    Velcro Man
    lol I'm pretty sure those were fake, unless right beside that sign is a home security sign. or if they ARE real, I guarantee they have plenty of guns and are just trying to dare people to rob them.
    Ok so first of all he's making a big mistake if he thinks he will be treated like a freaking princess, the Mexican government won't do the half of the requests he's asking for, most of the politicians are lazy as ****, and our "dear" president doesn't even know how to clean his own ass, he's an useless mothrfckr who thinks he's doing a good job "serving Mexico" so I really doubt he gets a single of many requests he was asking for .... Oh and just for the record: if he is complaining about the people crossing the Mexico-US border illegally then he should go and live in another Latin America country, why? BECAUSE MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE FROM CENTRAL OR SOUTH AMERICA. :
    ¿Estariamos mejor con Lopez Obrador?
    Fuck no. Obrador is a corrupt son of a bitch. Honestly there isn't a politician in Mexico right now you would be "mejor" with.
    do ur hunting business ... tanx god that he is not one of the ****ing government deciders ... this dickhead is just all about egoism and greed !
    This argument is absurd. Almost none of these services exist for undocumented citizens here.
    What an idiot, Obama has deported more illegals than any other presidents and it cost tax paying money too. Some of his points are true, but the way he put it is just idiotic.
    Whether you agree with him or not there is no question that something is wrong in this country