Top 7 Ridiculously Long Band Names

The longer, the better (no).

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Top 7 Ridiculously Long Band Names
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Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

1 word, 43 letters

These Mexican gore-grinders managed to put the entire medical dictionary into one word.

All of their songs are dedicated to different diseases: paracoccidioidomycosis, proctitis, inflammation of the mucous membrane of the rectum, sarcoma, malignant tumor, etc.

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Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot

9 words, 44 letters

This is an Austrian goregrind/slamdeath band, which is known for their groovy, dance-along tunes, duck-squealing vocals and (duh!) a ridiculous name. The members' aliases (Wolfgang Ott, Werner Kniesek, Franz Stockreiter, Max Gufler) are not their real names but those of infamous Austrian murderers/serial killers.

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Dicephalustetrapusdibrachius Anthropohagolagnia

2 words, 46 letters

It seems like this goregrind band from the United States used all its creative forces to come up with this long weird-ass name. Well, we guess they win, because here we are mentioning them on one of the biggest music-related media platforms.

The Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band

8 words, 47 letters

This Canadian post-rock band belongs to the members of the Godspeed You! Black Emperor band. Since their inception in 1999, the group has undergone almost yearly personnel changes. Silver Mt. Zion's music has been described as "post-rock," though the band members are hesitant to use the term.

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The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die

14 words, 48 letters

TWIABP is an American indie rock/emo band formed in Willimantic, Connecticut in 2009. According to their Facebook page, their ‘lineup is constantly expanding and contracting. Recording and live performance lineups vary.’


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Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum

1 word, 51 letters

This band from Minsk, Belarus claims that its name, when divided into fragments, creates the magic spell of the formless Lords of the prior Darkness.

One of the members explained the meaning of the name:

‘An author's individual agglutinative neologism. In its creation, there were used some Latin, Ancient Egyptian, Akkadian and Sumerian terms of the Chaosatanic tradition. It entirely reveals the unutterable name of the anti-universe. When divided into fragments, it creates the magic spell of the formless Lords of the prior Darkness.’

The band sounds exactly like you'd expect it to sound.

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xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx

101 letters

The title of this South African brutal death metal band stands for:

‘Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.’ Well, this says it all.

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What bands with ridiculously long names do you know? Are they worth checking out? We want to know them all!

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    jpk6044
    Somebandswilldoanythingforattention
    Iceman10129
    WerejustmakingitimpossibleforpeopletorememberuS and Rebellin gagainsteverythingmyenglishteachertaughtme  are two of my favorite groups.
    Eissari
    Unfunny and stupid as hell
    metalchozen
    Except "The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die", which I personnaly find quite catchy and interesting.
    Jazz1992
    I don't understand how someone can give their band a name like one of those, without just dying out of pure cringe.
    simon.boutet.77
    And I thought "... And They Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead" was long I guess I'll never get the extreme metal bands' obsession with feces, urine, vomit and so on. They sound like a bunch of physically adult kids that remained stuck at the anal stage.
    Maria_Pro
    I also find it fascinating. But, nevertheless, these bands have a prominent following Some people listen to this kind of music every day
    RDSElite
    When your bandname is impossible to read (I'm not even talking about the logos here), you're doing something wrong. 
    Zero_Sound
    Rule of thumb, keep it under five syllables. And yeah there are exceptions to every rule but you gotta be damn good.
    Jenrac
    As for an example that's less obscure, we have Slash featuring Myles Kennedy and The Conspirators.
    Hell Kastedo
    Where's  Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbage ?
    st3WasHere
    I know!! Without ICCTTCMDMIROTMCWMWFTPFTDDOTARHPOESWGBTWEATFCWSEBTSSFOFG, this list is absolute trash. 
    Wiesel_1
    I don't know whom I should admire more. Hell Kastedo for using his time writing those 55 words down or you for actually correctly abbreviating it. 
    Hell Kastedo
    Don't admire me. I only copypaste. Admire the guy who invented it, he is the real hero
    Batmantera
    I thought Les Claypool had some long bandnames...these are just overly long and stupid.
    david.kapusciar
    Hey guys check out my new band were called "hfafndhbgasfdgunhbq392uh459th3q9w8rgha9qw84h5t89qhrqwert89Trgy9hU8ETFGH789ghryt89he89rghw8h4y9th89EH9W8HERT89HASRGTsrgtsrgtasfrg911wasaninsidejobqw4uithnq9werbn9SGDBsu9brg9uwe45r78gtaewbn45gnbU" 
    ThatSerbDude
     Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives while boasting a long-ass name, also is guilty (deliberately using this word) of actually possessing musical talent... unlike all but one band from this list.
    RedLabelRecords
    And here I was thinking that Lizard Gizzard band name was long.
    lavjaman
    No 55gore? (known as Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages)
    Blk_Sabbath
    Amateurs... How does this list not mention Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Traverty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages 55 words, 344 letters
    ericmcrae76
    wow.. so much shit in one place at the same time on the internet...  who would of thought it possible?
    deawaken666
    You forgot " Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages " or 55Gore for short
    Momo320
    Gore55 should be on this list as well for their full name containing 55 words
    Jimjambanx
    I swear this list has been done at least 3 times before and UG just doesn't keep track of what lists they have or haven't done before.
    viltorm
    "The Mare and Dead eyes Toads were Looking for Cesium, Found in the Late Morning Wheezing Henna"  (Кобыла и Трупоглазые Жабы Искали Цезию, Нашли Поздно Утром Свистящего Хна) Great synth pop band from Moscow
    drm3tal
    Dam I dont like gore normaly but  xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNx DxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx  is actually decernt lol