Triple Brutal review by Austrian Death Machine

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  • Released: Apr 1, 2014
  • Sound: 8
  • Lyrics: 8
  • Overall Impression: 8
  • Reviewer's score: 8 Superb
  • Users' score: 7 (22 votes)
Austrian Death Machine: Triple Brutal
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Sound — 8
Let's not think about Tim Lambesis' crazy legal situation for a minute and instead enjoy being serenaded by some brutal metal and a Schwarzenegger impersonator. 

Okay, I lied - I'm going to talk about Tim's legal situation for a minute. Tim has been fronting As I Lay Dying since they debuted in 2001, and has been working on his Schwarzenegger-themed side project since 2008. Tim was arrested for attempting to have his estranged wife murdered by a hitman in 2013. The hit man was actually an undercover cop. Initially Tim had claimed his innocence, but more recently he has plead guilty (February 2014) and will soon be sentenced - potentially for up to nine years in prison according to recent news reports. He did get bailed out long enough to finish making sure the third full-length release by Austrian Death Machine made it to the market. As in the past, several of the guitar solos are completed by various guest guitarists. The album was crowdfunded via the site IndieGoGo, with prizes for funding including workout tips from Tim, being able to punch him in the stomach as hard as you can, or having your initials tattooed on his butt. Sure, why not. While Tim has handled most of the instruments himself in the past, this album has JP Gericke (Death By Stereo) performing most of the rhythm guitar and bass guitar parts and Christian Bass (Heaven Shall Burn's touring drummer) performing almost all of the drum and percussion from the album. If you're worried about supporting a guy who was almost a murderer, then don't worry - the royalties from the album will all be going to World Vision Charity. There are 18 tracks on the album with a total runtime of just over 45 minutes. 

The album opens up with the "soundcheck," which is titled "Neah 1, 2" which basically has Tim and "Ahhnold" in the studio doing vocal exercises. The first "real" track on the album is "I'll Be Back," which was co-written by John Boecklin from DevilDriver, and with the guitar solo performed by Wes Hauch from The Faceless. "Chill Out Dickwad" is up next with a little spoken intro by Ahhnold, and a guitar solo performed by Mark Macdonald of the band Mercury Switch. "Prepare to Be Conquered" was co-written by Dave Nassie of Bleeding Through, and also has guest vocals from Ash Avildsen, the founder of Sumerian Records. "One More Rep" is another track with a spoken intro by Ahhnold and one of the first times the word "gymspiration" is used on the album (it will be used a lot more). This track was co-written by JP Gericke, and has guest vocals by Jamey Jasta from the band Hatebreed, and a guest guitar solo by Dan Palmer, JP's bandmate in Death By Stereo. "I Hope You Leave Enough Room for My Fist" was co-written with Tim's bandmates from As I Lay Dying, Jordan Mancino and Josh Gilbert. The guitar solo was provided by Chris Storey, the ex-guitarist for All Shall Perish. "Pumping and Humping" was co-written by "The Main Event" -  Lorenzo Antonucci, the ex-guitarist of Sworn Enemy. Lorenzo also provided guest vocals, while a guitar solo was contributed by Sean Swafford of the band Aenimus. "Crom (Grant Me One Request)" has a guitar solo provided by Doc Coyle from the band God Forbid. This track has a lyrical outro by Ahhnold, mostly using themes from Conan. "I Eat Green Berets for Breakfast" is co-written by JP Gericke. "Acting Advice" is just a fun little skit track with Ahhnold giving Tim advice on acting as an extra in his next film. "You Lack Discipline (There Is No Bathroom)" was co-written by Tim's bandmate from As I Lay Dying, Josh Gilbert. "I Know Now Why You Cry" was co-written by Ryan Glisan from Pyrithion and Allegaeon, while guest vocals were provided by Jon Cooke from Winds Of Plague. "I Lied" was co-written by Alexander Dietz from Heaven Shall Burn, and the drums/percussion are performed by Brandon Trahan from Impending Doom. "Brutolics" is a spoken track by Ahhnold talking about the concept of brutal metal. "Get Your Story Straight" plays off a lot of the lines from the "Total Recall" movie, but I had a much harder time finding information on this track as there were some changes to the album's tracklisting at some point. "Brutal Recall" is a spoken track which includes Ahhnold beat-boxing and rapping. "I'm Not a Pervert" has a guitar solo provided by Jason Suecof from the band Capharnaum, but probably more well known for his work as a songwriter and producer for Trivium. The album closes out with "It's Turbo Time" with a guitar solo added by Mark MacDonald. There is a cool little part with the track ends and Ahhnold is like "What the hell's wrong with you, you forgot the guitar solo, you idiots! Play it, play it now!" and the track comes back with a quick solo.

Lyrics — 8
You have to appreciate this album for what it is, which is a metal comedy project. While a lot of the vocals are very good, the constant ridiculous Ahhnold contributions make it hard to take this serious, but who says you have to take this stuff seriously to enjoy it? The various guest vocalists do a great job, but they all take a back seat to Ahhnold's vocals. As a sample of the lyrics, from the track "Prepare to Be Conquered": "I found your sister dying and knew you needed help/ so I trailed behind you to keep you safe/ until I know we can destroy the talisman/ but you keep pushing me away/ If you yield only to a conqueror/ then prepare to be conquered/ stop holding yourself back because of a vow you took/ I will win your heart after I win this fight." Then, in the Ahhnold voice you get: "This is a love story to my beautiful Sonya/ I confess my love to you/ Oh how I want to run my fingers through your glorious red mullet right now/ Listen to these serenading guitars and admit what is in your heart." Yeah, this is an entertaining album.

Overall Impression — 8
It is probably good that they cut the track "Consider Dat A Divorce" from the album, which is a track based around killing his wife in the movie "Total Recall." Especially considering the time frame that these songs were being written and recording. Bad mojo. Anyway, if that song had been included it supposedly had a guitar solo performed by Rusty Cooley and guest vocals by Scott Lewis of Carnifex. At the end of the day, the album is hugely entertaining for at least a few listens. It starts to get stale after that, but honestly that is more part of the nature of the project than anything that could be blamed on the people involved. My favorite track would probably be "Prepare to Be Conquered" almost exclusively because of the heartfelt vocals by Ahhnold. This is a fun album, and for a "comedy" album the songwriting and performance on each and every instrument is top notch. If the lyrics and "Ahhnold" vocals were removed and replaced by more serious or even less "niche" lyrics, this would be a strong metal release next to most the contemporary releases I've seen this year.

30 comments sorted by best / new / date

    Afroboy267
    I'll Be Back, Chill Out Dickwad, One More Rep and Pumping & Humping are awesome songs
    brutalbl00d
    Amazing album. If you don't dig the AHHNOLD stuff, then this isn't for you. That simple
    link no1
    Don't really think the paragraph about Tim's crimes was particularly needed in an album review. The musics quality and members personal lives should be kept completely separate. Didn't know they pulled a track from the album though. I got a cheap laugh from the song name.
    grizzzzly_adams
    I've always backed this project! Arnie is the man and I think it's great to have some light hearted humor in a genre this tends to be melodramatic. Love the album and I have a few tracks added to my gym playlist!
    MaaZeus
    Judging from the samples this seems to be a an improvement over the last album. It was funny but I also remember it to be terribly monotonous when I last heard it.
    Cazman
    Awesome record, but the Arnie impressions get worse on each album.
    LivinJoke84
    Piss poor Arnocorps rip off. Approx 7% as good as Arnocorps
    NeiloMac
    Hey, let me tell you, this is a fantastic comment right there. Goddamn ballsy statement and all this. Now all I have to do is get my reply down more perfect, which is almost impossible to do; it's perfect already.
    Dude475
    Great album. But people just because lambesis has legal problems shouldn't suddenly change your opinion about his vocals being good or bad all of a sudden.
    benjixoath
    well you say that but i in all good conscience can't listen to lostprophets anymore and believe me i don't go in for all this media hype but some things are too far. i tried listening but it just made me feel dirty
    gilbertn923
    I don't really care for any of this at all, I just want some news on Pyrithion damnit!
    Acid0069
    These guys are wasting awesome talent on a silly theme... You're awesome! Don't rely on silly Arnold impersonations!!
    tanman
    I respectfully disagree. Frank Zappa asked, "Does humour belong in music?" Music discusses all human emotion and nature, so why not try to have a laugh too? I don't listen to these guys because I'm not a huge fan of the music, but I love them for having a good time while doing it. I give extra credit to guys like Weird Al, because in what they do there is very little room for ambiguity. Other lyricists can piece together words just because they rhyme, or make vague statements which are, "open to interpretation," and people don't seem to mind much. Weird Al takes a focused, detailed and often highly educated shot at pop culture while shredding on his accordion and people write him off as being childish and immature. I'll take Weird Al over Oasis any day, and be proud of it.
    N-D
    Hm, yeah, musically it's great, but jokes are not for me - but that's just my opinion. By the way, Tim Lambesis is the only one ADM members - it's his solo project + some guest musicians.
    vppark2
    So how about Psychostick? Steel Panther? I do agree, I barely listen to these bands but they're all really talented. This album is pretty heavy.
    Gibson_SG_uzr55
    I'm not a fan of Psychostick and ADM (I recognize their talent of course), Steel Panther is pretty good though. I feel like humor bands have to be especially talented, or no one would care about them.
    N-D
    Yeah, I agree) I like some humour bands, but I mean I not like ADM jokes so much - but their music is really great!)
    Anjohl
    See, for me, the "comedy" bits make an otherwise abrasive genre listenable. I will totally be adding "One More Rep" and a few others to my gym playlist. A lot of this extreme metal sounds so samey, with everyone trying to be more "Brütal" than the last guy. I find ADM surprisingly refreshing.
    zenbone
    I love their stuff (this one included). i have bought every album they put out and love it.
    dedguy666
    'Prepare To be Conquered' is my favorite track as well for the same reason posted in the review. Also, would've loved to hear Scott Lewis' track. What a bummer.
    mabbamam
    I bought the last double brutal album and loved it. Its awwwesome metal for my collection. But its like wtf really he tried to get a hit man for his wife?? I cant get over that amount of ignorance in a man. Tarnished his music for me. OTHER THAN THAT its great. Its just, when i listen to music, the biggest thing besides the music for me is the persons character as a man is what i respect. Just really sucks as a supporter.
    Anjohl
    Um, you guys DO realize that your backing of this album helped fund his hitman, and that he was in the process of soliciting that hitman during the creation of this album?
    Cazman
    Yeah I'm sure he didn't have the 500 bucks or whatever pitiful amount it was handy without the kickstarter for this album.